Me and went camping in our camper for 4 days in Cherokee and we met the awesome-est people!!
here's the crew:
Jobro- the kid that looks freakishly like Joe Jonas and apparently smells like cupcakes

Stripes- the idiot redneck who lives in a shack and always wears something with stripes (my personal favorite)

Telegirl- the loudmouthed nosy girl who's perfect job is an annoying telemarketer.

Camper- the new girl who's camping 4 3 weeks

Shrimp- the small kid

Stubby- the mindless lacky of Stripes who's aim sux

Sir Dives-a-lot- the boy who dives continuously in no diving zones

Senior Scuba Pants- the small kid who owns scuba gear and uses it in the pool.

so we got kicked out of the arcade for sitting in the employee only table outside. so we go back inside and this is what happened:
B:i want nachos
ME: where r the nachos? oh by the ice cream! u want some?
B: no i want nachos
ME: im getting ice cream, u want some?
B: NO!
ME: u wanna just go back to camp?
B: fine! but i still want nachos!
so then at 10:00 pm we went on the swing set for AN HOUR AND A HALF! and these drunken teenagers came over to swing. one guy was like butt-scratchers! in a weird accent and the other guy looked like a blonde Alex Rowel from my school (druggie ways included) the girl was either high or drunk. drunk people are always the funniest! the high guy was like (OMG! THIS IS LIKE BEING ON A ROLLER COASTER! WHOA!!)
so i found a bike ringer and rung it every time i passed by these 4 elderly people sitting by their camper and they'd go (ring ur bell) and id ring it with a stupid look on my face like and i got in this race with a little girl! we'd ring our bells and i'd be like (I WILL GET THE LAST RING!) and just made a ringing sound.
so the first time we met Stripes and Stubby i was going into the camper and i turn to see Stubby riding a bike and Stripes is on the handlebars! and i shouted (THAT'S VERY ATTRACTIVE!!) in a sarcastic manner and he shouted (I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!) and then the next day they were playing football with these incredibly hot boys without shirts!! and then we got on the swing set after riding bikes after dark. so i looked over and a flood of hot guys were walking our way like we were testosterone magnets!! so S $ S swung next to us and Stubby asked (do ya like frog wrangling??) and i thought it meant you catch frogs while swimming so i was like but then i found our it means you spear them and eat them and i was like THAT'S DISGUSTING! and so we made plans to go see them at the pool at 11:00 but turns out they took my sarcasm seriously and they got there at 9:00...
I'll add more l8ter!